Shannon SW had another clever idea for a post--a discussion on potential crimes witnessed and/or committed while at SJS.
One incidence comes to mind---- I've give you three clues... girl's basketball, St. Matt's and knives.
Let's discuss!!!
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Are we talking about crimes commited by other students? or crimes commited by faculty and staff? I'll go first, and I'm guilty of it. My sexual assault on Ann Hoffman in 6th grade, Thank God that it happened back then, now I would have been sent off for "thearpy". Another thing, Matt Maroney and I, well mainly me, got busted shoplifting at shinders in 5th or 6th grade. It was a learning experience.
As far as teachers, is spitting while talking/yelling a crime? Its a definite health hazard.
Mike O.
Oh, yeah and when Brent Kicked my ass! that was a funny one.
That is so funny you mention St. Matts. My dad lives right by the school and when I drive by I still get a bit scared. All I remember is Angela Byers bleeding??? Oh and me hiding under the seats in the back of the bus. I have a unique talent of avoiding any conflict where I am going to get knifed, shot, kicked, shanked or just plain bullied...I don't mind starting conflict but don't expect that I am going to stick around for it:)
Oh St. Matt's. I used to teach right by the school too so I can relate to the fear Maria speaks of... One thing I remember is the next day at school we had to get "interviewed" about the incident, didn't have too many details to add, I wasn't there by all the action.
I was just talking about the St. Matt's incident! Angela Byers got punched didn't she? What was that about? Did we even win that game and where the hell were the adults? I remember Shannon S. had an asthma attack..I think I OD'd her on her inhaler.
Was beating "the dogs" a crime? Abuse? Oh, that still makes me laugh.
What about ALL the cheating during the math tests with Mr. Joseph right there. I swear I don't think I would have passed if it wasn't for Jean.
OMG, so this has nothing to do with crimes. But the girl that sits next to me at work...John the Janitor is her husbands uncle. He still has the handle bar mustache.
What the hell did Angela Byers say to them to get them so pissed off?? Talk about a situation blown out of proportion! I remember writing pages and pages of what I "thought" happened. And what did they even do about it, anyway?? I remember Craigy Tutewohl was there as well--I don't know why, it was a girls game--and he was crying and upset. Maybe I blocked out a whole portion of it, but was it really so tragic?? Mike O.,,,I remember the Shinders, but barely remember the Ann Hoffman incident. Wait,did it involve a breast? Maybe I do remember. Brent kicked your ass? I thought you were an expert desk thrower?!
I believe the Ann Hoffman incident was a "tune in Tokyo" incident. And she didn't even come to St.Joes passed Second grade. What exactly were we tuning into Mr. O:) And yes we always kicked St. Matt's. They were horrible and clearly not very good losers. If I were to go back, I would insist on bullet proof vests. I would also be throw'n Colleen Corrigan bricks up to that hoop to ensure we lost.
I remember someone's cheerleading sweater getting cut by a knife. I think it was Angela's or else it was the girl's with the curly hair. Am drawing a blank on her name.
On another note, I met Mr. Joseph's niece last Sunday (there is a resemblance). She goes to our church, St. Joes. She said Matt and wife just had their second kid and the baby has double pneumonia. He lives in Apple Valley.
How about Mrs. Vega throwing that huge eraser at Josh, and Josh ducking and it hitting Robyn. Shosher at least could have caught it so it didn't hit her. I thought he was a good athlete? My dad always said he should have been Mr. Basketball instead of Bret.
Jean- I think that was Karyn Tatroe that the eraser hit, wasn't it?? Mrs. Vega went to my brothers reunion. So did Mrs. Raske. We certainly could invite them as well. Scary what a small world it is, isn't Jean??
Anna WAgner had the curly red hair. But I think it was Angela Beyers that got shanked:) My c-setion is tomorrow!! Yay! Can't wait to party with you all in August.
Well I'd like to thank Mike O for ruining any potential dreams I ever had running for political office.....Cherry and I also got busted in like 3rd grade at loch pharmacy, but we were stooges to our older brothers back then....I still remember t.p.'ing chippendale park on the way back to school from pizza hut....I'd also like to find the clothes that I was given after the 2nd grade mud fight for DNA testing so I could prove once and for all that I wasn't forced to wear a jumper (as if the picture of me in the muscle shirt previously posted isn't proof enough that I wouldn't fit in one!)
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Are we talking about crimes commited by other students? or crimes commited by faculty and staff?
I'll go first, and I'm guilty of it.
My sexual assault on Ann Hoffman in 6th grade, Thank God that it happened back then, now I would have been sent off for "thearpy".
Another thing, Matt Maroney and I, well mainly me, got busted shoplifting at shinders in 5th or 6th grade. It was a learning experience.
As far as teachers, is spitting while talking/yelling a crime? Its a definite health hazard.
Mike O.
Oh, yeah and when Brent Kicked my ass! that was a funny one.
That is so funny you mention St. Matts. My dad lives right by the school and when I drive by I still get a bit scared. All I remember is Angela Byers bleeding??? Oh and me hiding under the seats in the back of the bus. I have a unique talent of avoiding any conflict where I am going to get knifed, shot, kicked, shanked or just plain bullied...I don't mind starting conflict but don't expect that I am going to stick around for it:)
So much fun:)
Maria
Oh St. Matt's. I used to teach right by the school too so I can relate to the fear Maria speaks of... One thing I remember is the next day at school we had to get "interviewed" about the incident, didn't have too many details to add, I wasn't there by all the action.
Shannon H.
I was just talking about the St. Matt's incident! Angela Byers got punched didn't she? What was that about? Did we even win that game and where the hell were the adults? I remember Shannon S. had an asthma attack..I think I OD'd her on her inhaler.
Was beating "the dogs" a crime? Abuse? Oh, that still makes me laugh.
What about ALL the cheating during the math tests with Mr. Joseph right there. I swear I don't think I would have passed if it wasn't for Jean.
OMG, so this has nothing to do with crimes. But the girl that sits next to me at work...John the Janitor is her husbands uncle. He still has the handle bar mustache.
Heather
What the hell did Angela Byers say to them to get them so pissed off??
Talk about a situation blown out of proportion! I remember writing pages and pages of what I "thought" happened. And what did they even do about it, anyway??
I remember Craigy Tutewohl was there as well--I don't know why, it was a girls game--and he was crying and upset. Maybe I blocked out a whole portion of it, but was it really so tragic??
Mike O.,,,I remember the Shinders, but barely remember the Ann Hoffman incident. Wait,did it involve a breast? Maybe I do remember.
Brent kicked your ass? I thought you were an expert desk thrower?!
I would like to add on to Shannon SW comment towards Mike O.--- I need some more details about Ann Hoffman..
Shannon H
I believe the Ann Hoffman incident was a "tune in Tokyo" incident. And she didn't even come to St.Joes passed Second grade. What exactly were we tuning into Mr. O:)
And yes we always kicked St. Matt's. They were horrible and clearly not very good losers. If I were to go back, I would insist on bullet proof vests. I would also be throw'n Colleen Corrigan bricks up to that hoop to ensure we lost.
Maria
Ok, "Whats worse than a Texas Tornado ?...
A *@^#! twister"
I think it happened out by the "bars" we had out on the playground.
I remember someone's cheerleading sweater getting cut by a knife. I think it was Angela's or else it was the girl's with the curly hair. Am drawing a blank on her name.
On another note, I met Mr. Joseph's niece last Sunday (there is a resemblance). She goes to our church, St. Joes. She said Matt and wife just had their second kid and the baby has double pneumonia. He lives in Apple Valley.
How about Mrs. Vega throwing that huge eraser at Josh, and Josh ducking and it hitting Robyn. Shosher at least could have caught it so it didn't hit her. I thought he was a good athlete? My dad always said he should have been Mr. Basketball instead of Bret.
Jean-
I think that was Karyn Tatroe that the eraser hit, wasn't it?? Mrs. Vega went to my brothers reunion. So did Mrs. Raske. We certainly could invite them as well.
Scary what a small world it is, isn't Jean??
Anna WAgner had the curly red hair. But I think it was Angela Beyers that got shanked:)
My c-setion is tomorrow!! Yay! Can't wait to party with you all in August.
Maria
Well I'd like to thank Mike O for ruining any potential dreams I ever had running for political office.....Cherry and I also got busted in like 3rd grade at loch pharmacy, but we were stooges to our older brothers back then....I still remember t.p.'ing chippendale park on the way back to school from pizza hut....I'd also like to find the clothes that I was given after the 2nd grade mud fight for DNA testing so I could prove once and for all that I wasn't forced to wear a jumper (as if the picture of me in the muscle shirt previously posted isn't proof enough that I wouldn't fit in one!)
Matt M.
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